Tiffany to replace Jared in White House?

Satire from Ted Block

AROUND THE BLOCK

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Isolated, unglued Trump looking for Jared replacement

Son Eric providing the answer – Tiffany?

In the event Jared Kushner is forced to leave his presidential senior advisor role, sources inside the White House have indicated that discussions have begun to find a replacement for him.

As reported this week by Around the Block, the president’s attitude towards retaining Jared in his current position is changing.

With the loss of Hope Hicks and the inability of his daughter Ivanka to be objective when it comes to her husband, insiders are now saying that Trump has become so “unglued” and isolated, he’s reached out to his second son, Eric, for help. 

(We were told Trump’s first instinct was to consult with his elder son, Don Jr. But, our sources say the president has finally realized that Don Jr., called by many the ‘Fredo’ of our generation, and characterized by several people close to the senior Trump as ‘dumb as a box of rocks,’ would not provide the most insightful advice.)

One White House insider reported that Eric was so thrilled to be finally asked to provide counsel to his father that he jumped at the opportunity and quickly and unequivocally came up for a replacement for Jared – Tiffany Trump.

Apparently, Eric's rationale to his father was clear. According to our sources, Eric said, "Look, her name is Trump but she's not really like us. I mean she's never had any questionable dealings so she should have no problem getting the security clearance. Plus, if Ivanka stays, they really get along."

Tiffany, who has been largely ignored by the media (and by her family for that matter), actually previously had a job with the administration.

As reported by Around the Block last year, Tiffany was originally selected to run the organization that would sell tickets to secured presidential meetings after Trump observed how much adulation he was receiving when he held formerly closed-door meetings at the dining room at Mar-a-Lago.        http://tedblocksblog.blogspot.com/2017/02/tiffany-trump-to-head-company-selling.html

The organization, Make America Great Again Events (www.makeamericagreatagainevents.com), was scheduled to take a 25% commission on all ticket sales at events like National Security Council meetings which were to planned to be held at venues like Madison Square Garden. The idea fell through because Trump never held any NSC meetings, leaving Tiffany with nothing to do.

It is understood that the president is seriously considering the idea.