Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Kelly: "Adult in the room or Mini-me"


Satire from Ted Block

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John Kelly Pins Civil War on ‘Lack of Ability to Compromise’


Huckabee Sanders defends Kelly’s remarks: ‘He’s 4-star general’


In an appearance on Fox News program “The Ingraham Angle” Monday night, John Kelly, the White House chief of staff, resurrected the debate over Confederate monuments — previously fueled by his boss, President Trump, over the summer — and the Confederacy itself. 

He called Robert E. Lee “an honorable man who gave up his country to fight for his state,” said that “men and women of good faith on both sides made their stand where their conscience had them make their stand,” and argued that “the lack of an ability to compromise led to the Civil War.”

John Kelly is often described as the “adult in the room” in a disorganized, contentious White House and as the person who can “control Donald Trump’s impetuous ‘Twitter finger.’”

Instead, Kelly is he looking more and more like a Trump “mini-me?”

White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders immediately defended Kelly’s statements.

When asked by a reporter whether giving up your country to fight for your state sounds a lot like treason and anarchy, Huckabee Sanders said, “Look, General Kelly is a four-star general, a hero, and I find it treasonable on your part to question his remarks and even suggest that he would condone treason.”

To a question regarding Kelly’s remarks about good faith and conscience when the issue was slavery, Huckabee Sanders responded, “Look, General Kelly did not address slavery in his remarks and I think it is discourteous for you to bring up an issue General Kelly, a four-star general, didn’t even address.”

Regarding Kelly’s comments about his contention that an inability to compromise led to the Civil War, Huckabee Sanders was asked to comment on the many compromises that were made in the years leading up to the Civil War, including the Missouri Compromise (1820), the Compromise of 1850, the Kansas-Nebraska Act (1854) not to mention the Three-Fifths Compromise, which counted slaves as three-fifths of a person for the purposes of congressional districting.

“Look, as you all know those were all old compromises. Where was the compromise of 1861? It was six-years since that last compromise and, quite frankly, that one wasn't even labeled a compromise. I mean, why didn’t they call the Kansas-Missouri thingee a compromise so people like me and General Kelly, a four-star general, would understand that it was a compromise. Kind of sloppy, don’t you think? So for many of us, including General Kelly, the last compromise was in 1850. I think you’d agree that’s a long time between compromises.”

In ending her remarks on the issue Huckabee Sanders said, “Look, General Kelly agrees with the President who said, if you remember, ‘Why was there the Civil War? Why could that one not have been worked out?’

Adult in the room, indeed!


Wednesday, October 25, 2017

Clintons/Trump -- Sleaze and Sleazier


Satire from Ted Block

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Farrelly Bros. “Dumb and Dumber” sequel: “Sleaze and Sleazier”

New film to focus on Clintons and Trump and the “Trump-Russian Dossier”



In a surprise announcement, the Farrelly brothers, Bobby and Peter, best known for their blockbuster 1994 film, Dumb and Dumber, will soon begin shooting a new film Sleaze and Sleazier.



According to Bobby Farrelly, “The idea came to us this morning after we heard the news that the Clintons and the DNC partially funded the research into the Trump-Russian Dossier."

Peter Farrelly went on to say “When we heard Trump’s comments regarding that revelation we decided we had to make the film."

Trump told reporters on Wednesday that the campaign and the DNC's involvement with the dossier was a "very sad commentary on politics in this country. Hillary Clinton always denied it. The Democrats always denied it, and now, only because it is going to come out in a court case, they said yes they did it. They admitted it and they are embarrassed by it,” going on to say, ‘I think it is a disgrace.”

According to Bobby Farrelly, “for Trump to think something is a ‘disgrace’ is pretty incredible. I mean, who is more disgraceful than Donald Trump? And since the Trumps and the Clintons epitomize political sleaze, why not do a film about it.”

While casting has not been announced, the Farrelly brothers intimated that many of the usual subjects would be cast, including Alec Baldwin as Donald Trump, Darrell Hammond as Bill Clinton, Kate McKinnon as Hillary Clinton, Laura Benanti as Melania Trump, Larry David as Bernie Sanders and Melissa McCarty as Sean Spicer.

And in an incredible casting coup, according to Peter Farrelly, Edie Falco has signed on to play the role of Debbie Wasserman Schultz, chair of the DNC during the election campaign “as long as she can bring the wig she wore in Law and Order True Crime -- The Menendez Murders.”