Tuesday, November 8, 2016

News with a Twist: Clinton Wins!!! Why do you think we call it "News with a Twist?"



AROUND THE BLOCK

News with a Twist

Breaking News: Hillary Clinton captures 320 Electoral votes; becomes the first woman to accede to the U.S. presidency*

No U.S. Brexit: Pre-election polls correctly predict outcome



Why do you think we call it “News with a Twist?”

Alec Baldwin: "Yes!!! My career was just extended for 4 more years."

Emily Litella: "Never mind."

MSNBC: "Oops!!!"

Global monetary/bank conspiracy: "Oy Gevalt"!

Dewey Defeats Truman!




Canadian Immigration: "We are hiring."

*Note: As of this posting there has been no concession.

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