Trump sycophants deserve nicknames too!

AROUND THE BLOCK

It strikes me…

It strikes me that while Donald Trump has given mockingly sarcastic nicknames to his political enemies, he rarely, if ever, nicknames his political sycophants.

If, for some reason you don’t know about Trump’s nicknames, here’s a partial list:

• Joe Biden = “Sleepy Joe”
• Michael Bloomberg = “Little Michael”
• Richard Blumenthal = “The Dick”
• Jerry Brown = “Governor Moonbeam”
• Jeb Bush = “Low Energy Jeb”
• Hillary Clinton = “Crooked Hillary”
• James Comey = “Leakin James Comey”
• Bob Corker = “Liddle Bob Corker”
• Ted Cruz = “Lyin’ Ted”
• Diane Feinstein = “Leaking Diane”
• Al Franken = “Al Frankenstein”
• Robert Mueller = “Highly Conflicted Bob Mueller”
• Jerry Nadler = “Fat Jerry”
• Nancy Pelosi = “Nancy”
• Rod Rosenstein = “Mr. Peepers”
• Marco Rubio = “Little Marco”
• Bernie Sanders = “Crazy Bernie”
• Adam Schiff = “Pencil Neck”
• Chuck Schumer = “Fake Tears Chuck”
• Jeff Sessions = “Mr. Magoo”
• Rex Tillerson = “Dumb as a Rock”
• Elizabeth Warren = “Pocahontas”
• Maxine Waters = “Low-IQ Maxine”

But, where are the nicknames for his followers, his sycophants, his fawners, his flunkeys, his kowtowers, his obsequious yes-men? There aren’t any.

So, following the release of the redacted Mueller report by Sycophant-In-Chief, (AKA Attorney General), William Barr, what better time than to assist Trump by providing names for some of the people he likes?

And what better person to start with than the aforementioned William Barr?

So today, I’m announcing the first “Name a Trumpster Contest” by asking you, my dear readers, to submit your nicknames for William Barr. Place your entry (or entries if you really think you have some good ones) in the Comments link at the bottom of Around the Block. 

To assist you and to get your creative juices going, let me remind you that I too sometimes use nicknames, Sarah Huckabee “Colonel” Sanders being one of my favorites. 

In the unlikely event that anyone (that is, anyone) participates in this contest, I’ll send the entries to be certified by the international accounting firm, Dewey, Cheatem & Howe, who will keep them under lock and key until the winner is announced a subsequent Around the Block. 

By the way, if there are any other Trump toadies you’d like to nickname, please enter them as well. If we’re going to be creative, let's be creative and have some fun in the process.

Happy naming!!!