Friday, April 12, 2019

Ivanka is "very good with numbers"



AROUND THE BLOCK

I learned today…


I learned today that Donald Trump considered nominating his daughter Ivanka to be president of the World Bank…because “she’s very good with numbers.”

In an interview with The Atlantic, Trump also suggested she would be suitable for other administration positions, including U.S. ambassador to the United Nations.

“She’s a natural diplomat,” Trump said. “She would’ve been great at the United Nations, as an example.”

Asked why he didn’t nominate her, Trump replied: “If I did, they’d say nepotism, when it would’ve had nothing to do with nepotism. But she would’ve been incredible.”

Remember, this is the same Donald Trump who, in a 2006 appearance on the TV talk show The View, discussed the possibility of Ivanka’s posing for Playboy magazine 

“It would be really disappointing — not really — but it would depend on what’s inside the magazine. I don’t think Ivanka would do that, although she does have a very nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.” 

Ah, the Trump gene pool – Ivanka is very good with numbers. Donald knows words; he has the best words.

Imagine, if you will this, family dinner discussion:
Donald: "I know words"
Ivanka: I'm very good at numbers.
Eric: Hey, why don't we start a university? 
Don Jr.: Yeah, with a university we can dupe thousands of dummies out there into giving us their money for phony, useless diplomas.
Tiffany: And I can finally get a job. I can be a professor.
Donald: Ivanka, why don't we go out to La Grenouille to discuss the idea. People say it's the most romantic restaurant in New York
Ivanka: Oh, daddy. You're so great! 
Jared: Can I come too? 
Barron: I want my ice cream. Now!
Nuff said!




1 comment:

S. Krinsley said...

What about Melanie at the family dinner? She really doesn’t give a damn!