AROUND THE BLOCK
News with
a Twist
Trump Wins Big in Nevada Caucuses
Lots of
Love in his victory speech
As reported by multiple
media sources, presidential candidate Donald Trump easily won the Nevada Republican caucus with over 45% of the votes.
In his victory speech,
before a rowdy crowd dressed in “Make America Great Again” hats and t-shirts at
his Las Vegas hotel, Trump expressed his love for just about everyone and
everything including:
- Nevada
- Florida
- Rifles
- the 2nd Amendment
- Evangelicals
- Liberty University
- Las Vegas
- Nevada
- the Country
- the Poorly Educated
While virtually every one
of Trump’s Nevada victory speech “loves” has been reported before, it is
believed that this is the first time he claimed to love the “poorly educated.” Given
that, Around The Block asked the Trump campaign for clarification.
According to Trump
spokesperson, Katrina “Don’t Call Me Crazy” Pierson*, Trump has always loved
poorly educated people, saying, “Look, let’s be clear here. The poorly educated are the single
most important segment of Donald Trump’s base and the key to his victory. Without the poorly educated we wouldn't be where we are today."
Pierson went on to say, "After
all, why would any educated person vote for Donald Trump. So of course he loves the
uneducated.”
*In
December, Pierson responded to criticism over a necklace made of bullets she
wore on-air by saying she might wear a necklace made of fetuses to draw
attention to the issue of abortion.
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