AROUND THE BLOCK
News with
a Twist
Delegate count might be a problem for
Sanders
Campaign
considering rolling out “Plan J”
The New York Times
reported today that despite the size of his rallies and the intensity of his
supporters, it is looking more and more likely that Bernie Sanders’ road to the
Democratic nomination is facing one insurmountable obstacle: delegate count.
According to the Times, delegate
count in the Democratic primary shows Mr. Sanders slipping significantly
behind Hillary Clinton in the race for the nomination, and the odds
of his overtaking her are growing increasingly remote.
Given this outlook,
Around The Block has learned that the Sanders campaign is seriously considering
invoking what it calls its secret weapon, code-named “Plan J.”
Speaking on the condition
of anonymity since he wasn’t authorized to discuss this issue, a Sanders
insider said, “We’ve always had Plan J in our pocket and now might be the time
to use it.”
According to the insider,
“Plan J is simply Bernie’s response to all the talk about Hillary being the
first U.S. woman president. While that might be an historic first, it’s no more
historic than becoming the first Jewish president, which Bernie will be. Simply
stated, Plan J will make that case to the American people.”
While Sanders has spoken publicly
about the fact that he would be the first Democratic-Socialist president, he
has yet to invoke the Jewish card, which Plan J will do.
But, according to our
source, the Sanders campaign is not simply relying on Plan J. In a little known
fact, Tad Devine, senior political adviser to Sanders, is also the great-grandson
of the late movie and TV personality, Andy Devine.
Andy Devine as the host
of the legendary Saturday morning TV show “Andy’s Gang,” employed the equally
famous Froggy the Gremlin, whose wizardry could make many impossible
things happen.
The younger Devine, who
has had Froggy the Gremlin under his care since the death of his great-grandfather,
is reportedly thinking of taking Froggy out of retirement so he can invoke his great-grandfather's famous words to him, “Plunk you magic twanger, Froggy,” in order to have Froggy conjure up his magic and cinch the nomination for Sanders.
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