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Kyle Busch finishes a disappointing third in
Daytona 500
Announces suspension of racing campaign
In a stunning, and
totally unexpected announcement, NASCAR race car champion Kyle Busch said
that he was withdrawing from racing after a disappointing third-place finish in
the today’s 2016 edition of the legendary Daytona 500.
Busch, who many pundits and most polls had predicted would win the race, said that he was particularly disappointed in
this loss.
“Look, a win in today’s
race was really important to me, particularly because of what happened to my
kin, Jeb, yesterday in South Carolina,” Busch said.
“I just thought it was
important for me to do something to lift the family’s spirits after Jeb’s
fourth place finish,” going on to say, “I know Uncle H.W. and Aunt Barbara are
particularly upset and I’m just sorry that I couldn’t do anything to help
them in their time of need.”
When reporters reminded
Kyle Busch that he was not related to the other Bush family and, in fact,
spells his name differently, Kyle said, “Yeah, that spelling thing has
always been a little bit of a problem for me. I guess I’m just more like cousin
George W. when it comes to things like spelling and all.”
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