Giuliani's request to return as prosecutor denied because of rare psychological disorder

AROUND THE BLOCK

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Giuliani vows to “see Clinton in orange jumpsuit”

Applies for reinstatement as prosecutor so he can try her himself

It is no secret that Rudy Giuliani, one of Donald J. Trump’s most aggressive surrogates, believes that Hillary Clinton should be locked up.  

In fact, this week, in an interview on CNN with Chris Cuomo, the former New York City mayor* said he’d like “to see Clinton in an orange jumpsuit.”

What is not generally known is that Mr. Giuliani is so intent on prosecuting Mrs. Clinton that he has applied for reinstatement as a federal prosecutor in order to try the case personally.

In information obtained by “Around the Block” from WikiDrips, run by Juliette Assange, Julian’s left-wing sister, we have learned that Mr. Giuliani’s request for reinstatement was denied by the Justice Department.

According to the WikiDrips drips, Mr. Giuliani’s request went through the normal Justice Department reinstatement protocols, which includes a complete psychological evaluation of the applicant.

In recommending a denial of Giuliani’s application, Justice Department chief psychologist, Dr. Lawrence Looney wrote, “Based on our extensive testing, we found that Mr. Giuliani suffers from the extremely rare disorder, aggressive-aggressive behavior. Unlike passive-aggressive behavior in which an individual demonstrates the indirect expression of hostility, in aggressive-aggressive behavior hostility knows no bounds and is most often demonstrated in uncontrolled, hateful, venomous statements and accusations, most of which are either unfounded or incoherent. For this reason, we cannot approve of Mr. Giuliani’s application for reinstatement. “

Calls for comment to Mr. Giuliani on both the application and the rejection went unanswered.

The Trump campaign, for its part, did not officially comment on the news about its most aggressive surrogate. However, a Trump staffer, speaking on the condition of anonymity since he wasn’t authorized to comment did say, “While we cannot verify the veracity of this WikiDrip drip, we all always knew that Rudy Giuliani was crazy and are not surprised by this possible confirmation.”

*(Editor’s Note: Mr. Giuliani is not only a former New York mayor but also a former federal prosecutor. However, New Jersey governor Chris “Did I Say I Was a Former Federal Prosecutor” Christie has trademarked the term, “Former Federal Prosecutor,” which prohibits associating the term with anyone other than Christie without express written consent. “Around the Block” did reach out to the governor’s office for that consent but was told the governor could not grant consent at the moment as he was in Fort Lee tied up with “other legal matters.”)